Ever since I was a child, I wanted to be a supervillain. Not because I was especially evil or dubious. Nor did I crave wealth or power. What I wanted was far greater than either.
I wanted to go on long dramatic monologues.
The day was cold when I discovered villains didn't actually speak that way. Nevertheless, I endured and adapted. I simply chose the next best way to practice my craft. I went into advertising.